Gruntor is drinking a mocha chai frappucino at local Starbucks while typing away thoughtfully on Macbook pro. Gruntor is typing this, deleting it, and typing it again, and again because trendy girl is eyeing Gruntor near condiments stand.
Gruntor thinks she likes Gruntor's hammer. Girls always like the hammer. Slurping foam off top of cup, slowly turn to give girl Gruntor's look. Girl laughs.
Gruntor had foam on upper lip! Grr!
Gruntor turns back to facebook. Better luck maybe with Hotgirl.0683.
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